If We Really Were Witches


One part Monty Python, one part The Crucible; If We Really Were Witches is a hilarious romp through 1600s puritanical Newtown, where everyone is under suspicion of being a witch. Obediently Snead is a townswoman who is just trying to stay alive. The head witch hunter, John Thomas, has different ideas. Fortunately, the ghost of Obediently’s ancestor is looking out for her and summons the real witches to the rescue. Can they free Obediently and set the town right?

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Presented by

Forgotten Ones & Scene 24 Productions
July 16-19, 2025
The Rat NYC // Brooklyn NY

CREATIVE TEAM

Written by Kelly F. Burr
Directed by Alexandra Scordato
Stage Managed by Annie Beller
Photos by Annie Beller

CAST

Alice Litchfield as AGNES/CHARITY/WILLY
Charlotte Erikson as GHOST JANET/MODESTY/PETER
Grayson Bradshaw as SUDS/HUMILITY/JOHN THOMAS
Kelly F. Burr as MILDRED/OBEDIENTLY/RICHARD

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